Something silly to distract me

The original:
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
and a merry old soul was he
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl,
and he called for his fiddlers three


An updated version:

Old King Trump was a grouchy old grump

And a grouchy old grump was he

He took out his phone, and sent tweets on his own,

and rebroadcast Fox News for free.  :)